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SORRY EVERYBODY! [05 Nov 2004|05:51am]
"Some of us -- hopefully most of us -- are trying to understand and appreciate the effect our recent election will have on you, the citizens of the rest of the world. As our so-called leaders redouble their efforts to screw you over, please remember that some of us -- hopefully most of us -- are truly, truly sorry. And we'll say we're sorry, even on the behalf of the ones who aren't."


That is all.

Good night, suckas.
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Chemistry [07 Mar 2004|09:38am]
The smartest kid's Chemistry exam paper.
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bleh. [05 Mar 2004|09:06am]
You're the 456!
You are artistic, a bit whimsical, and less iconic
than the train on the other side of the Park.
Others may see you as an odd conglomeration of
new and old-fashioned ideas, but you realize
that's part of your charm.


Which New York City subway line are you?
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Echoes [25 Oct 2003|04:15pm]
It has been 33 hours ago since I last shut my eyes proper to a reasonable amount of rest. I am not at guilt by anyone's concern as long as this little secret is kept safe from those who worry too much about my sleeping patterns. I've been through wild phases of culture shock within the week but it's a good adjustment that I've learned a lot from different personalities I thought would not exist. Life does seem colorful by now.

I am adverse to intrusions on personal matters because I find it rude and irritable when people tell you what to do. But here is a case I should find myself wrong: Next time I go out to the movies, I do need someone to remind me to not suck on lollipops or something the like of sweets that will encourage cavity. The mouthful of pain and the inevitable endurance makes myself feel rotten. Even though I came out from watching the greatest movie ever of late, it's just shitty because you feel like shit due to external factors.
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God's Law [02 Oct 2003|08:30am]
Dr. Laura Schlessinger is a US radio personality who dispenses advice to people
who call in to her radio show.
She has said that homosexuality is an
abomination according to Leviticus 18:22, and cannot be condoned under any
circumstances.

The following is an open letter to Dr. Laura penned by a US resident, which was
posted on the Internet. It's funny, as well as informative.

Dear Dr. Laura:

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law.

I have learned a great deal from your show, and try to share that knowledge
with as many people as I can.

When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle,
for example, I simply remind them that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be
an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the other specific
laws and how to follow them.

1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing
odor for the Lord -- Lev. 1:9. The problem is my neighbors. They
claim the odor is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?

2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus
21:7.
In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?

3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period
of menstrual uncleanliness -- Lev. 15:19-24. The problem is, how do
I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offence.

4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female,
provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend
of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you
clarify?
Why can't I own Canadians?

5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2
clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him
myself?

6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination
-- Lev. 11:10-- it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality.
I don't agree. Can you settle this?

7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a
defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my
vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?

8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around
their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.
19:27.
How should they die?

9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me
unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?

10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops
in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two
different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and
blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble
of getting the whole town together to stone them? -- Lev.24:10-16. Couldn't
we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people
who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev. 20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can
help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and
unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan.
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Emails [01 Oct 2003|02:13am]
324 message(s), 207 unread
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New Layout. [30 Sep 2003|10:15pm]
It's voluntary.

Also, I am trying to make a habit that I update at least once a week on my personal site since LiveJournal has been a gay ass slow motherfucker, and I think I spend so much time dealing with patience: it got me no where.
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Interim [30 Aug 2003|07:51am]
[ mood | somnolent ]
[ music | Trancender Theory - Center of Nothing ]

I've got myself a copy of discreet 3dsm 5.1 and Sound Foundry ACID PRO 4.0 of late. 3dsm wasn't much of use but ACID sure had turned things around, i.e. the overcoming of those indolent days that I had actually was moved to make a new layout.

I've been up all night again, wired on caffeine and E., downloading and watching endless movies and porn. I began experimenting my body with more drugs now. Also. I am beginning to appreciate electronica i.e. dark ambience trance music, and I wonder what had happened to those days that I loathed these kind of music. I have never liked porn either, but I do find alternative lesbian porn so (sexually) entertaining, if compared to straight porn? HAHA. I've become rotten these days.

The sun has come up. Now, it's time for me to sleep.

Laugh at my effortless. graphic-less new layout when you've the time.

Good night.

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Sonic Foundry ACID 4.0 [28 Aug 2003|01:50am]
[ music | Refused - Life Support Addiction ]

I am liking this more than SoundForge or Creative Wave Studio. Yum.

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Stolen from Andrea [23 Aug 2003|05:06pm]
I like. )

So pathetic.
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An email: I hate it when... [21 Aug 2003|11:32pm]
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time....
I know where my watch is pal, where the fuck is yours?
Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
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Miscarriage [19 Aug 2003|10:15pm]
[ mood | On ne sait jamais... ]

...

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Geek. [18 Aug 2003|11:36am]
I'll love you forever if you know what this means.

GCS/IT@ d++(x) s: a20@ C++(+++)>++++$ UL P--- L++ E- W+++(+++) N+ o+ K-- w++
O+ M--@ V- PS PE Y-- PGP- !t !5 X-- R* tv-- b+++ DI--- !D
G++ e>+++@(*) h! r y+
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Sex With God! [16 Aug 2003|05:04pm]
<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Gender</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Age</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You will have sex with</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">God </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">And it will be... </td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Good </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Will you get an STD?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">No </td></tr>
My Meme by Jolty
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!
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Stolen from [info]sarahsmiles [12 Aug 2003|08:38am]
Hahaha I fucking rock.

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Youre famous for:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Having nude photos all over the internet</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You get famous:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">January 11, 2060</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">You make $$ per/year:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$1.33078727327594e+15</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Do people like you?</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Everyone wants to bone you. </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Dead/Alive:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Living </td></tr>
F A M E by spazyspag
Created with quill18</a>'s MemeGen!
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Phasing [10 Aug 2003|12:48pm]
I try to get out of mundanity from now on. This place seems kind of pointless. And its ugliness strains my eyes.
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Difficult. [27 Jul 2003|04:18am]
When words fail to make someone better, fuck them. Literally.
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Word. [24 Jul 2003|03:30am]
Arguing over a religion is like, arguing over who has a better imaginary friend.

"If you want to make money, become a writer. If you want to be filthy rich, create a religion." L. Ron Hubbert
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Mac Crashes [18 Jul 2003|03:33pm]
HAHAHAHAHAH
http://www.thehoucks.com/happynowhere/Apple_Switch_Parody_DivX.avi
[DivX required]
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[06 Jul 2003|07:07am]
I have returned.

My vagina is bleeding.
My whole body aches like a bitch.

I have school on Sunday, yuck.
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